Saturday, November 04, 2006

A joke

Jokes are some of my favourite things in the world, here are a few gooders

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your kitchen? There are footprints in your peanut butter.

How can you t

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Dave
Had no idea you had a blogspot, or how you found mine. But hey

Did you check out my raps that are on there?
if not click here

It's after the blog in the comments.

davidh said...

Hey jordan! yeah blogspot has a cool search feature where you can search all the blogs for terms, so I was wondering who wrote about FIRE and I found your blog.

Yeah I read the raps, those are incredible. Haha and also incredible was your memory of so many of those lines. it was like word perfect. You take really exciting pictures.

Anonymous said...

Yeah
I have a horrible memory for important things
But i seem to be good at remembering completely useless things.

kara dee. said...

haha...thanx dave, I always enjoy your jokes...and your big laugh, but that doesn't go through the computer too well.

davidh said...

Wow, thanks anonymous! I will definitely be checking that out. Thanks for the tip.

Is sarcasm ever wrong? God and the prophets are sarcastic a lot but I do feel that most of it that we do takes away from intimacy. As an Lit at camp I found the counsellors who were sarcastic would never be as close to the kids as those who were never sarcastic. Just something interesting to think about.

yeah randy, most of my jokes come from Rob or my brother. Also the internet and books sometimes. I heard two new ones last night. I only remember one though, I'll tell you when i get home.